Available 

Name: Penelope Cruz (actress, icon, feline)
Age: 8 weeks, but wise beyond my whiskers
Location: Currently rooming with my brother Pedro Pascal—he's cute, but I'm the star
Looking for: A forever home with Pedro, or a house with another young kitten who can keep up with my moves 

 

My Simple Pleasures:
- Leaping through the air with zero fear or coordination
- Ambushing Pedro mid-nap and acting innocent about it
- Dramatically flopping into your lap like I’m fainting in a Spanish soap opera

 

Intentions:
I’m not here to play games (unless they involve feathers). I’m looking for a real connection—someone who appreciates a little sass with their snuggles.

 

Two Truths and a Lie:
I have the poise of a ballerina and the zoomies of a gremlin.
I prefer solitude and brooding stares out the window.
I adore my brother and would love to stay with him forever—or find a new feline BFF.

 

The way to win me over is...
Respect my need for playtime, give me constant snuggles, and accept that I’m probably the prettiest living creature in your home. (No offense to Pedro.)

 

Ideal First Date:
You dangle a wand toy. I act uninterested. Then I pounce with wild enthusiasm and steal your heart.

 

Penelope Cruz is sweet, spunky, and has just the right amount of diva energy. She loves to cuddle, play, and tag-team chaos with her brother Pedro. She must be adopted with him or to a home with another young, playful kitten—because solo isn’t her style.

 

Interested in adopting Penelope? Fill out the adoption application below.